Why didn’t the Republicans steal the election?

Are the 2012 election results "the straight poop" - even though the voting machines are Republican? If so, why?

A brief survey – best answers win valuable prizes!

by Kevin Barrett, TruthJihad.com

We know who “won.”

But we don’t know why.

Specifically, we don’t know why Republicans didn’t steal this presidential election, like they did in 2000 and 2004.

After all, almost all of the “black box” voting machines that control American elections are owned by Republicans. All of the machines in Colorado, and many of those in Ohio, are actually owned by Mitt Romney!

So TruthJihad.com has decided to sponsor a survey. Why do YOU think the Republicans didn’t steal this Presidential election?

Choose one or more of the alternatives below, or write in your own reason. To submit your answer, simply respond in the comments, or send your response to: truthjihad(at)gmail(dot)com. The best response will win free copies of two paradigm-busting books: The Wandering Who? by Gilad Atzmon, and Questioning the War on Terror by Kevin Barrett.

Why didn’t the Republicans steal the election?

A) It wasn’t close enough, so it would have been too obvious, and the people might have finally caught on.

B) The New World Order thinks it can achieve its agenda better with slick stealth fascists like Obama and his neo-libs rather thanĀ  dumb blatant fascists like Romney and his neocons.

C) The Zionist elite realized that Netanyahu is insane, and that war on Iran would be fatal to Israel, so they opted for Obama as the “good for Israel” candidate.

D) After Karl Rove “terminated” his top computer vote theft expert, Mike Connell, in 2008, the Republicans couldn’t find anybody talented enough to replace him – perhaps because fewer and fewer people with three-digit IQs are Republicans.

E) Veterans Today exposed so many Romney scandals – his drug money laundering, his Mossad spying, his Cuban mistress, his draft evasion, his subservience to Netanyahu, his ownership of voting machines – that any blatant election theft by such a notorious criminal would have been way too obvious and way too destabilizing.

F) Romney’s Republican strategists can see that the American empire is heading down the toilet bowl of history, and they don’t want to be blamed for what’s going to happen during the next four years.

G) American elections are squeaky-clean, President Jimmy Carter is crazy, articles like this are just conspiracy theories, so let’s all just go back to watching Fox News.

H) (your answer)

 

 

 

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