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TSA turkeys butcher Americans for Thanksgiving

Every year, Americans butcher fifty million turkeys for Thanksgiving. But now, turkeys – of the featherless variety – are taking revenge. The gang of pathetic, soulless, two-digit-IQ turkeys whose only skills are the ability to push buttons that irradiate and … Continue reading

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