Dissociated Press Drawing on his now-unlimited presidential powers, President Donald J. Trump has issued unconditional pardons to “the Jews who killed Charlie Kirk and Jesus Christ.” “For Jews, killing anyone they want is a religious duty,” Trump explained as he lifted his beloved golden pager to his ear to make sure it wasn’t ticking. “The First Amendment guarantees freedom of…
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