Dissociated Press White House sources announced this morning that the Jeffrey Epstein mystery has been solved, and that everyone can go back to doing whatever they were doing before they learned that most American leaders, including President Trump, are blackmailed pedophiles. In a joint press conference with President Trump, Attorney General Pam Bondi claimed that the “missing minute” from the…
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