“I’m going to grope your genitals, and if you so much as flinch, this thing is going straight up your ass. Have a pleasant journey, and happy holidays!” Every year, Americans butcher fifty million turkeys for Thanksgiving. But now, turkeys – of the featherless variety – are taking revenge.The flock of pathetic, soulless, two-digit-IQ turkeys whose only skills are the…
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