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Paging All Antisemites! Does Jonathan Greenblatt Have a Deal for You

Dissociated Press ADL head Jonathan Greenblatt has announced a plan to capitalize on the explosive growth of antisemitism by selling a new line of pagers specifically designed for people Jews don’t like. The pagers will be 100% kosher, blessed by genocidal rabbis, and distributed to the billions of people around the world who frown on genocide. “Despite their low cost,…

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Plantation Owner Greenblatt Defends Torturing Uppity Slave: “Look, If We Don’t Get Him, the Slave Revolt Spreads”

Dissociated Press Plantation owner Jonathan Greenblatt has defended the ongoing torture of Ye, the uppity slave who has been nailed to a cross and abused nonstop for two months and counting. Below is an excerpt from Greenblatt’s interview on The Breakfast Club: Greenblatt: If we don’t get him, the slave revolt spreads and takes root. Interviewer: But doesn’t that just prove…

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