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In which I call for the Taliban to invade Europe

An open letter to Mullah Omar Dear Mullah Omar, As-salaamu alaikum and a top o’ the marnin’ to ye! (That’s a traditional Irish Muslim greeting – I don’t imagine you use it much in Afghanistan.) Anyway, I thought I’d write to ask how you were getting along, and whether you might be able to take some time off from your…

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