Dissociated Press White House sources announced this morning that the Jeffrey Epstein mystery has been solved, and that everyone can go back to doing whatever they were doing before they learned that most American leaders, including President Trump, are blackmailed pedophiles. In a joint press conference with President Trump, Attorney General Pam Bondi claimed that the “missing minute” from the…
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Rumble link Bitchute link Watch above Saturdays after 1 pm Eastern PSAs 1) Help FFWN help “Israel” backfire https://fundrazr.com/israel-backfires Backfire 2) ) Israel’s War on Iran Backfired (Foreign Policy) https://archive.is/nleYh 3) Narrative Shift: Israeli-US Strikes Strengthen Iran’s Resolve https://simplicius76.substack.com/p/narrative-shift-israeli-us-strikes 4) Post-mortem Of The US-Israel War On Iran https://crescent.icit-digital.org/articles/post-mortem-of-the-us-israel-war-on-iran 5) Iran’s Unbreakable Concrete Beat the Bunker-Busters https://www.yahoo.com/news/first-america-dropped-30-000-205300766.html 6) But Can It…
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Rumble link Bitchute link Substack link (includes audio) Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, and a real American patriot is doing his part to jump-start American Revolution 2.0. Jonathan Lake used to work for DARPA: “I was more on the fundamental physics side of things, because I didn’t want to build bombs. But I did fundamental research supporting microgyroscopes for…
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Dissociated Press According to a White Horse Souse interviewed by Poof! Magazine, US President Trump will avenge his recent loss to Iran by dropping billions of tons of marshmallows on Iranian nuclear sites. The top secret operation, codenamed Operation Midnight Marshmallow, aims to render Iran’s nuclear sites unusable by engulfing them in a sticky, gooey, sickeningly sweet morass of spongy…
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Dissociated Press In the wake of a musical act’s discriminatory hate speech targeting the Israeli Defense Forces, the US and UK governments have issued a joint statement making genocide perpetrators a protected category. Both governments’ new, amended protected category list now reads as follows: Categories of People You Aren’t EVER Allowed to Be Mean to, or Even Critical of, in…
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