Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has raised eyebrows by posting an image of a nuclear explosion destroying Tel Aviv.
Simultaneously, AIPAC has formally dissolved its organization and renamed itself AINIC. Netanyahu explained: “Since AIPAC is so toxic that no American politician wants its billions of dollars, we have renamed the organization AINIC, the American-Iranian Nuke Israel Committee.”
Netanyahu’s announcement unleashed a tidal wave of donations and support. People from all over the world sent money, congratulations, and offered to volunteer, some even stating their willingness to carry a suitcase nuke into Tel Aviv and detonate it.
A visibly flustered Netanyahu backtracked, insisting that his teleprompter had malfunctioned, and that AINIC was supposed to be an acronym for the American-Israeli Nuke Iran Committee. But once it became clear that no-one supported that, while everyone wanted to nuke Israel, the Prime Minister said he would be happy to accept billions of dollars for the nuke Israel mission, as long as he could spend some of it on a luxury villa on Kushner’s private island and blame Hamas for the nuclear explosion over Tel Aviv.
Netanyahu reportedly embraces the nuking of Israel’s biggest city because he hopes it will keep him out of jail. Sources in the Prime Minister’s office say Bibi is hard at work on an AI remix of the viral hit song “Boom Boom Tel Aviv” featuring images of nuclear weapons flattening Israel.
Reached at one of her bribe-purchased mansions, Sara Netanyahu said she was too busy abusing the servants to comment at length, but that one thing she could say for sure is that Bibi’s boom-boom probably won’t explode because he hasn’t been able to reach critical mass for decades.
