“Give me Greenland so I can rub my pudgy little fingers all over her steamy, tropical little tundra mounds!”
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Trump Vows to Invade & Occupy Everywhere and Name Everything After Himself
Dissociated Press Donald Trump announced this morning that upon being sworn in as president on January 20, his first act will be to invade various countries so he can name them after himself. After invading Greenland and renaming it Trumpland, Trump will invade Mexico to rename it Trumpxico, Canada to rename it Trump-a-duh, and Panama so he can steal the…
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