Dissociated Press The Trump Administration, at the behest of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, has announced that it will “get shitface drunk” before deciding whether to bomb Iran’s nuclear facilities. The unusual decision-making technique, appropriately enough, is an adaptation of the ancient Iranian method, recorded by Herodotus, of debating big decisions twice: once drunk and once sober. Netanyahu, during his recent…
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US Offers Free Tour of ICE Facilities to Attract Tourists and Foreign Students
Dissociated Press In a new project spearheaded by what’s left of the US Commerce, Education, and State Departments, the government is offering foreign tourists and students “a free all-expenses-paid tour of ICE detention facilities” in hopes of attracting them to America. “We’ve taken a huge economic hit from tourist and student cancelations,” explained Dierdre McDogbreath, Undersecretary of Miscellaneous Affairs and…
Read MoreTrump: Harvard Must Increase Jewish Overrepresentation or Lose Billions in Federal Funding
Dissociated Press President Donald Trump has ordered Harvard University to increase its current 1000% overrepresentation of Jewish students to “at least a million gazillion percent” or lose nine billion dollars in federal funds. “We must fight antisemitism at Harvard by ensuring that Jews become even more grossly overrepresented than they already are,” Trump announced in a joint press conference with…
Read MoreDrunken Psycho Hegseth Threatens Panama! (Kevin Barrett on Press TV)
Rumble link Bitchute link Belligerent low-IQ drunk Pete Hegseth visited Panama and vomited up putrid seco and deranged threats about the nonexistent Chinese military menace a.k.a. the Yellow Peril. Kevin Barrett breaks it down on international TV. More: http://kevinbarrett.substack.com
Read MoreTrump Unveils Plan to Screw World Leaders’ Wives, Gain Bargaining Leverage
Dissociated Press US President Donald Trump announced plans to have sex with the wives of several key world leaders in hopes of gaining bargaining leverage over those countries and screwing them out of land, resources, and, above all, money. Trump has been quoted as saying that sex with other men’s wives is “what makes life worth living,” since it gives…
Read MoreTrump Launches MAGBA (Make America Great Big Again) & Appoints Dank Demoss Official Mascot
Dissociated Press and False Flag Weekly News as featured on Bitchute Acknowledging that America is never going to be great again, Donald Trump has added a “B” to his MAGA brand. The new plan, MAGBA, is to Make America Great Big Again. “Size counts,” Trump chortled at this morning’s press conference, pointing lewdly at his crotch. “So let’s make America…
Read MoreFFWN: Trump vs. the World (with Cat McGuire)
Watch above Saturdays after 1 pm Eastern (today’s show was late, and comes in two parts, due to bad internet in Casablanca) Stripe deplatformed me. Here are the workarounds: Spotfund Paypal NEW go-to free speech system SPDonate PSAs 1) No More FFWNs after this one till we catch up on these Fundrazrs: This show: https://fundrazr.com/trump-vs-the-world Previous shows: https://fundrazr.com/a2Ur30 https://fundrazr.com/genocide-over…
Read MoreLIVE RADIO! James Perloff on “Donald Trump: Rebranding Globalism as Nationalism”; Eric Walberg on Hamas Victory; Richard Cook on Trumpian Restoration in Historical Context
Listen live Fridays noon to 2pm Eastern on Revolution.Radio later archived at KevinBarrett.Substack.com PSA: I’ve been debanked from Substack, so please try my new 100%-free-speech supporting donation platform! https://spdonate.org/qr/DjH0q First hour: James Perloff leads off with a discussion of “Donald Trump: Rebranding Globalism as Nationalism.” Then Eric Walberg weighs in on the Hamas victory that has unsettled “Israel.” May the unsettlement…
Read MoreFFWN: The Trumpian Restoration (with E. Michael Jones)
Rumble link Bitchute link Watch above Saturdays after 1 pm Eastern Stripe deplatformed me. Here are the workarounds: Spotfund Paypal NEW go-to free speech system SPDonate PSA 1) Help FFWN commit lèse-majesté https://fundrazr.com/ubu-trump Trump Salvo 2) Trump’s second term begins with a salvo of executive orders mainly targeting climate and immigration https://www.lemonde.fr/en/international/article/2025/01/21/trump-s-second-term-begins-with-a-salvo-of-executive-orders-mainly-targeting-climate-and-immigration_6737246_4.html 3) Elon Musk appears to make back-to-back…
Read MoreTrump Revokes John Bolton’s Secret Service Protection, Tells Iran Where He Lives
Dissociated Press President Trump revoked U.S. Secret Service protection for John R. Bolton yesterday, stripping his former national security adviser of the security detail he had been granted because of threats on his life from Iran, Mr. Bolton said on Tuesday. After withdrawing Bolton’s protection, Trump emailed Iranian Supreme Leader Khamenei a Google Earth image with an arrow pointing to…
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