Dissociated Press Billionaire drug addict Elon Musk apologized yesterday to malignant narcissist Donald Trump, saying he “went too far” attacking Trump, and blaming ketamine addiction for his untoward tweets. “That was the ketamine tweeting, not me, saying Trump was in the Epstein files,” Musk explained. “If it weren’t for my drug addiction, I would never say that Trump rapes little…
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Crescent International On May 15, former FBI director James Comey posted a picture of seashells on social media. The seashells were arranged into the numbers 8647. Comey commented: “Cool shell formation on my beach walk.” And then all hell broke loose. Donald Trump’s Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem commented on X: “Disgraced former FBI Director James Comey just called for…
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Rumble link Bitchute link Watch above Saturdays after 1 pm Eastern PSA 1) Help FFWN Paint Clownfaces on Clowns https://fundrazr.com/deranged-clown-world Deranged Clowns-in-Chief 2) Dementia Joe and President Sybil: Pathologies of American presidents https://www.unz.com/article/dementia-joe-and-president-sybil/ 3) Devious US Intention and Incompetence Always Good for Genocide https://oliverboydbarrett.substack.com/p/devious-us-intention-and-incompetence as Aggressive Virus Feeds on Brains of Western Leaders https://oliverboydbarrett.substack.com/p/aggressive-virus-feeds-on-brains Tight-Arse Poofter-in-Chief? 4) UK investigates possible…
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Dissociated Press Former FBI Director James Comey claims he just happened upon yet another cool arrangement of seashells yesterday while innocently walking on the beach, whistling nonchalantly with his thumbs in his swimsuit pockets. Critics charge that the seashells spell out a threatening message. But Comey insists the shells randomly arranged themselves into artistic form due to the action of…
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Listen live Fridays noon to 2pm Eastern on Revolution.Radio later archived at KevinBarrett.Substack.com Rumble link Bitchute link First hour: Academic freedom icon Prof. Anthony Hall discusses his new article “Canadian Liberals Deploy Trump Derangement Syndrome to Retain Federal Power.” According to Hall: “It turns out that Trump and Carney share many networks of colleagues and associates. One of most significant connections was…
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Dissociated Press The Trump Administration, at the behest of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, has announced that it will “get shitface drunk” before deciding whether to bomb Iran’s nuclear facilities. The unusual decision-making technique, appropriately enough, is an adaptation of the ancient Iranian method, recorded by Herodotus, of debating big decisions twice: once drunk and once sober. Netanyahu, during his recent…
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Dissociated Press In a new project spearheaded by what’s left of the US Commerce, Education, and State Departments, the government is offering foreign tourists and students “a free all-expenses-paid tour of ICE detention facilities” in hopes of attracting them to America. “We’ve taken a huge economic hit from tourist and student cancelations,” explained Dierdre McDogbreath, Undersecretary of Miscellaneous Affairs and…
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Dissociated Press President Donald Trump has ordered Harvard University to increase its current 1000% overrepresentation of Jewish students to “at least a million gazillion percent” or lose nine billion dollars in federal funds. “We must fight antisemitism at Harvard by ensuring that Jews become even more grossly overrepresented than they already are,” Trump announced in a joint press conference with…
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Rumble link Bitchute link Belligerent low-IQ drunk Pete Hegseth visited Panama and vomited up putrid seco and deranged threats about the nonexistent Chinese military menace a.k.a. the Yellow Peril. Kevin Barrett breaks it down on international TV. More: http://kevinbarrett.substack.com
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Dissociated Press US President Donald Trump announced plans to have sex with the wives of several key world leaders in hopes of gaining bargaining leverage over those countries and screwing them out of land, resources, and, above all, money. Trump has been quoted as saying that sex with other men’s wives is “what makes life worth living,” since it gives…
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