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FFWN: Does It Matter Who Wins the Election?
Rumble link Bitchute link Watch above Saturdays after 1 pm Eastern. Note: I was just de-banked by Stripe. Please donate HERE. PSA 1) Save the Cats—Starting with Muse! https://fundrazr.com/ffwn-eating-the-cats 2) Track Genocide Criminals https://x.com/trackingisrael and Their Literary Apologists https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-GHL2zMNVmOlXa10H5vlV_uPNJ-i46Z4SpjzfSvViuE/edit Genocide vs. Genocide 2.5) Who Will “Win” the US Presidential Selection? And Does It Matter? https://crescent.icit-digital.org/articles/who-will-win-the-us-presidential-selection-and-does-it-matter 3) Election 2024: Zionist…
Read MoreI Had a Dream About This Election
Dissociated Press As I woke up this morning I vaguely remembered having some kind of dream about the US presidential election. As I lay there half-awake half-asleep trying to reconstitute it, this is what came to me: The doorbell rang. The good news is that it wasn’t the Jehovah’s Witnesses. The bad news is that a pollster of indeterminate age,…
Read MoreRepublicans Wear Brain Bandages to Express Solidarity with Trump
Dissociated Press Following Donald Trump’s “magic ear shot” publicity stunt, millions of his supporters are wearing “brain bandages” symbolizing their gullible acceptance of the wildly improbable story. By gluing feminine hygiene products to their ears, the Trumpsters indicate that they have undergone brain-removal surgery and believe everything Trump and the media tell them. The ear bandages symbolically suggest that the…
Read MoreFFWN: Trump Shooting False Flag? (with J. Michael Springmann)
Watch above Saturdays after 1 pm Eastern Rumble link Bitchute link PSAs 1) Help FFWN Ruin Iconic Photos https://fundrazr.com/12QMZ6 2) Let’s Arrest Benjamin Netanyahu When He Arrives in Washington! https://www.unz.com/pgiraldi/lets-arrest-benjamin-netanyahu-when-he-arrives-in-washington/ Withdraw! 3) Top UN court says Israel’s presence in occupied Palestinian territories is illegal and should end https://apnews.com/article/icj-court-israel-palestinians-settlements-2d5178500c0410341b252335859f2316 4) Overwhelming Majority of Americans Want Both Major-Party Candidates to Withdraw from Race…
Read MoreBREAKING! Trump Shot on Stage AGAIN—Pulls “Magic Bullet” Out of Ass
Dissociated Press Donald Trump has been shot once again for the second time in less than a week. The latest shooting took place at today’s Trump rally in Colon City, Michigan. Trump was struck in the rear by a bullet fired by a gunman who clambered onto the stage, unhurriedly assembled his rifle, and conspicuously assumed a firing position, while…
Read MoreJimmy Walter on Self-Exile from Imploding USA (and More)
Listen HERE Philanthropist Jimmy Walter fled the USA in January, 2005 after a series of threats and vandalism attacks related to his 9/11 truth activism—which included funding full-page ads in the New York Times and Washington Post, distributing more than 300,000 copies of his Confronting the Evidence DVD, and sponsoring several conferences and speaking events. Jimmy recently emailed me to recommend…
Read MoreJim Fetzer on Lawfare vs. Trump
Listen HERE Philosophy professor Jim Fetzer discusses Trump’s indictment for mishandling national security secrets. Is the case as weak as it looks? Does it rest on a novel legal theory? If Trump were as bad as the never-Trumpers say, couldn’t they nail him for real crimes? Is the real purpose of the indictment to keep Trump out of the White…
Read MoreTrump, Kennedy Struck Down by “Magic Bullet”
Experts say improbable trajectory was purely coincidental Dissociated Press The simultaneous assassinations of leading 2024 presidential contenders Donald J. Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stunned the nation. Perhaps inevitably, conspiracy theories have been circulating on social media almost as fast as they can be removed by trust-and-safety experts. All scientists and fact-checkers agree that those conspiracy theories are…
Read MoreBiden, Trump Used Classified Docs as Toilet Paper – Report
Dissociated Press President Biden and former President Trump are facing Justice Department investigations after security camera footage surfaced showing both men using classified documents as toilet paper. In the wake of the revelations, based on footage from restroom security cameras installed by multiple agencies including the CIA, NSA, FBI, ADL, and ASPCA, Attorney General Merrick Garland has appointed former Justice…
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