Not content with training dogs to rape prisoners, the Israeli government has moved forward with plans to deploy “rape crocodiles.” Minister of Animal Rape Itamar Ben-Gvir is overseeing a program that has captured hundreds of Nile crocodiles and injected them with croctosterone, a special ingredient extracted from Alex Jones’ Super Male Vitality drops. Croctosterone, originally developed to restore heterosexual function in friggin’ frogs that the New World Order had turned gay, has even stronger effects on members of the Crocodylia family of reptiles, including Zionist extremists like Ben-Gvir—who has, according to reports, taken a “hands-on” role in their rape training.
Yesterday’s Jerusalem Putz reported that Ben-Gvir, who has not appeared in public for several days, is recovering in Tel Aviv General Genocide Hospital from a croc-rape training accident. The extremist Israeli minister is expected to recover full use of what is left of his private parts, and doctors are hopeful that most of the crocodile teeth will eventually be successfully removed from his buttocks.
