Since I founded Torture Renditions Ltd. on Saturday, people have been lining up outside my door asking for more business ideas. So how about…jihadi chocolate shops? This concept is tailor-made for maximum publicity. All you have to do is hang a black jihadi flag over a chocolate shop, take a couple of hostages, and SHAZZAM! The whole world knows about…
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Who will rendition the renditioners?
Eric Holder reading my letter Sent to: http://www.justice.gov/contact-us Attorney General Eric HolderUnited States Department of JusticeWashington, DC Dear Attorney General Holder, As I understand it, your office has determined that so-called extraordinary rendition is perfectly legal. In your view, it is legal, Constitutional, and 100% kosher to kidnap people and transport them to countries where they will be harshly interrogated,…
Read MoreIsrael changes name to Judaic State (JS)
Former Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that the Zionist entity formerly known as Israel will henceforth be known as Judaic State (JS), and that he has appointed itself as its Caliph. Netanyahu added that he will also assume the titles “Commander of the Zionist Faithful,” “Grand Poobah of all Jews, Freemasons, and Luciferians,” and “Child-Killer-in-Chief.” Netanyahu asserted that Judaic…
Read MoreDear “Jewish Defense League”: Why aren’t I on your death list?
It has come to my attention that you have been issuing death threats against my friends and colleagues, including Press TV’s Canada correspondent Joshua Blakeney and freelance journalist Tom Mysiewicz. I am writing in protest of these threats. Frankly, I am appalled. And what really galls me is: Why did you leave me off the list?! Full story: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/06/25/dearjdl/ Also…
Read MoreBarrett sells out, joins “free Jonathan Pollard” movement!
They offered me a few shekels so I couldn’t resist. http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/04/02/free-pollard/
Read MoreUSA seeks to join Russian Federation
A “Putin for President” search gets 115 million results by Kevin Barrett, TruthJihad.com Fed up with their nation’s corrupt, mendacious, ineffectual leadership, a group of Americans is seeking to join the Russian Federation. “We are collecting signatures for a national referendum on whether to remain a failed state – an economic basket case run by criminal oligarchs – or to…
Read MoreTop 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine
“Those Ukraine girls really knock me out” : Four good reasons to intervene Warning: The article below is satirical, flippant, and in questionable taste. If you want a serious “Top Ten” article about the Ukraine, read: Debunked: the State Department’s List of 10 Lies Against Putin OK, now that the obligatory disclaimer is out of the way… Top 10 reasons…
Read MoreLatest Snowden leak: Obama’s UNEDITED remarks to Netanyahu!
Note: Edward Snowden, using KGB supercomputers, has managed to hack in to the White House. On Wednesday Snowden leaked to VT a marked-up copy of President Obama’s remarks before Monday’s meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. It is believed that the original text was written by Obama himself, who is known to loathe Netanyahu, after which it was edited by…
Read MoreThe humiliation! I didn’t make “top 10 anti-semites” list
Dear David Hornik, I am writing to protest my exclusion from your Top Ten Anti-Semites list… Full article: http://truthjihad.com/news/?p=896
Read MoreAardvarks make atrocious pets
“Are you talking about ME?” When it’s time to shop for a pet, don’t just open the Pet Yellow Pages and start with the “A’s.” If you do, you may find yourself saddled with an aardvark. Read the full story: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/12/16/aardvarks/comment-page-1/#comment-517378
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