Is Iran using mind waves and jellyfish drones to defeat the United States and Israel?
Read MoreIran Trumps Its Enemies With Alien Jellyfish Intel (FFWN with E. Michael Jones)
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Trump: Iran Must Spend $300 Billion Reparations Payment on Goyslop
Dissociated Press In the wake of US President Trump’s demand that Iran spend all of its soon-to-be unfrozen money on US agricultural products like soybean oils and high-fructose corn syrup, the White House upped the ante this morning, insisting that his promised $300 reparations payment to Iran could only be used for purchases of goyslop. Trump had earlier insisted that…
Read MoreIran Sweetens the Deal to Placate Trump
The deal couldn’t get any sweeter…but Iranians, generous people, wanted to give something back.
Read MoreEarth Scheduled for Demolition to Make Way for Holocaust Museum
Dissociated Press Following President Trump’s order to release all UFO files “except any files in which my name appears in close proximity to Jeffrey Epstein’s” the Pentagon has declassified a long list of vague reports and blurry images of “spinning discs, glowing orbs and one object shaped like a potato.” Buried deep within the otherwise unremarkable document dump, however, was…
Read MoreIranian Psychiatrists Announce Progress Curing Trump’s Psychotic Delusions
Dissociated Press Following news that Iran’s government convened their top psychologists and psychiatrists to treat US president Donald Trump, the Tehran-based psychiatric team announced that Trump is “making excellent progress” and appears to be relinquishing key delusions and regaining rudimentary reality-testing. According to the Tehran-based mental health team, Trump’s recent statements indicating a remission of psychosis include: *It’s perfectly fine…
Read MoreTrump to Declare Victory, Hope Iranians Die Laughing
“A whole civilization will die laughing tonight!”
Read MoreFBI Investigating Tucker Carlson for Suspected Disloyalty to Israel
Israeli agent Laura Loomer, who has never been suspected of dual loyalties, says she is the one who turned Carlson in as an American agent.
Read MoreWorld Ending Because Trump Smuggled Red Button Into Psych Ward -Report
Dissociated Press Informed sources report that the world will be ending in a few minutes for reasons that few would have dreamed possible. Earlier today, former US President Donald J. Trump was divested of his office after Vice President J.D. Vance and a majority of Trump’s cabinet declared in writing to Congress that Trump is a narcissist lunatic suffering from…
Read MorePete Hegseth Declares Victory
“Strait is open, Shah’s in charge, Iranians disarmed, oil cheap, I’m a genius” Dissociated Press
Read MoreTrump Wants Epstein to Pick Iran’s New Supreme Leader
“If Iran picks a leader who has never raped 13-year-olds in front of Mossad spy cameras, Bibi will force the US back into war in a few years,” Trump explained.
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