A musical tribute to my favorite “politician,” the late great pie-throwing yippie Ben Masel…and one of my least-favorite politicians, Mitt Romney. watch on youtube
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Top Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting Netanyahu
“So David, are you ready for the top ten reasons I snubbed Netanyahu?” Obama to Appear at Comedy Show Instead of Meeting Netanyahu: Reports US President Barack Obama will appear on a late night comedy show during a September 18 visit to New York at the same time he could have met Israeli premier, reports say. Reports by Israeli media…
Read MoreExclusive interview! Donald Rumsfeld defends predator drones
I was lucky enough to catch up with Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, at the Edward Teach Memorial Golf Course and Scuba Diving Facility outside of Kingston, Jamaica. Rummy had hit two horrible shots in a row, badly slicing both of his balls, and was in a foul mood. InterviewerHey Rummy, you aim golf balls even worse than predator…
Read More2012 is here, moral pole shift underway
“The Earth’s magnetic field, our primary defense against harmful solar radiation, has begun to dwindle, with California-sized cracks opening up randomly. A pole shift, in which such protection falls nearly to zero as the North and South magnetic poles reverse position, may well be under way.” – Lawrence E. Joseph, Apocalypse 2012: An Investigation into Civilization’s End. I’m not an…
Read More9/11 Conspiracy Theories Finally Laid to Rest
New Witnesses Prove Government Was Right After All 9/11 conspiracy theories have been laid to rest many times. But somehow they seem to keep bouncing back. A few years ago, the military released a few frames from one of its eighty security videos showing the attack on the Pentagon. As Sean Hannity said, “This will silence the conspiracy theorists.” And…
Read MoreLooks like I’m not the only 9/11 satirist in town any more
I’ve been cranking out 9/11-related satire for years. Recent examples: Top ten reasons the Mossad wants to kill David Letterman US Congress Moves to Israel in Deficit-Reduction Effort But now it’s time to move over – there’s a new satirist in town! Some guy who hides behind the pseudonym “Cosmos,” and whose main claim to fame is being outed as…
Read MoreDick Cheney: Russian apartment bombings inside job “complete nonsense”
Pot Calls Kettle White Cheney, Putin shoot down “conspiracy theories” Sundance, WyomingAppropriated Press At a hastily-convened press conference outside his home today, former Vice President Dick Cheney absolved Vladimir Putin and the Russian state security services of responsibility for the 1999 apartment bombings that brought Putin to power and launched the Russian invasion of Chechnya. Responding to Putin’s statement that 9/11…
Read MoreA little patriotic ditty celebrating the exploits of CIA terrorist Raymond Davis
CIA “secret agent man” Raymond Davis was arrested after murdering two Pakistanis. It turned out he had been organizing fake “Islamic extremist attacks,” blowing up innocent people in mosques and markets. The US apparently forced Pakistan to release Davis by threatening to nuke them. Here is a version of “Secret Agent Man” dedicated to Raymond Davis — and the a-holes…
Read MoreNaksa Day surprise: I now support a Jewish state!
From the moment I started learning about the question of Palestine until today, I never supported the idea of a Jewish State. Instead, I always supported the One State Solution: Let Israel-Palestine be a state for all its people, including the Palestinian ethnic-cleansing victims, without any discrimination based on religion or ethnicity. But as of today, Naksa Day 2011, I…
Read More“Full Fathom Five Bin Laden Lies”
An open letter to Richard Perle, self-styled “Prince of Darkness” Dear Mr. Perle, I am writing to beg your forgiveness for the accompanying poem and photoshopped image blending your already hideous face with the photoshopped “dead Bin Laden” image recently exposed by the Guardian as a fraud. I suspect you will not like the caption, “That was Perle shot through…
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