Dissociated Press After renaming the Strait of Hormuz “the Strait of Trump,” the Gulf of Mexico “the Gulf of America,” and Lake Ontario “Lake America,” US president Donald Trump announced at a press conference this morning that he is renaming his own ass “the Ass of America.” “This will add YUGE acreage to our land mass,” Trump enthused. “It’s the…
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