Have you heard about the new social network – like Facebook, only with very short messages (for the people with REALLY short attention spans)? It’s called Farter. People send out very brief messages called “farts.” The recipients “sniff” the “farts.” So each message racks up a certain number of “sniffs.” Instead of just “liking” or ignoring a “fart,” the…
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Who’s Afraid of Gordon Duff; Bibi angling for fallback career on Broadway
Here are links to my latest two articles. If you like this stuff, please become a member at TruthJihad.com! Gordon Duff flays Bibi “Wile E. Coyote” Netanyahu on Press TV Who’s afraid of Gordon Duff? Who’s afraid of Gordon Duff? Not me. But maybe I should be. Like Otto, Kevin Cline’s G. Gordon Liddy-based character in A Fish Called…
Read MoreTop Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting Netanyahu
“So David, are you ready for the top ten reasons I snubbed Netanyahu?” Obama to Appear at Comedy Show Instead of Meeting Netanyahu: Reports US President Barack Obama will appear on a late night comedy show during a September 18 visit to New York at the same time he could have met Israeli premier, reports say. Reports by Israeli media…
Read MoreNY Times blasts French “truth terrorist” Dieudonné
The terrifying truth about the NY Times – and the rest of the mainstream media The truth can be terrifying. Explain to an average American that 9/11 was an inside job, and you can almost smell the fear. Those of us committed to telling the most inconvenient truths are terrorists – truth terrorists. We do not shrink from the reality…
Read MoreClash of the Titans (Fetzer vs. Tarpley)
Jim Fetzer and Webster Tarpley are two of my favorite people. Not everyone can say that. In fact, quite a few 9/11 truthers wouldn’t put either Webster OR Jim in their “favorite people” category. Why not? Well, both are brash, egotistical geniuses. Each has complete confidence in his own analysis. Neither suffers fools gladly. Both are brilliant scholars AND first-rate…
Read MoreReturn of Son of Underwear Bomber: The Terrible, Horrible Truth
G.W. Bush models earlier version of exploding codpiece, designed to destroy US secrets in the event of penetration of the presidential underwear by enemy agents. The same basic design, greatly enlarged and with minor modifications, was used in the recent “Underwear Bomber II” attack. The Guardian has revealed that Underwear Bomber II, who was about to blow up a passenger…
Read MoreNewt for Caliph!
Dear Newt Gingrich, I am writing to volunteer to step in as your new chief campaign adviser, now that your former staff, followers, and prospective voters have deserted you in disgust. I believe I can devise a strategy that will not only get you elected President, despite your recently-revealed foibles, but perhaps even lead to a far more powerful position.…
Read More2012 is here, moral pole shift underway
“The Earth’s magnetic field, our primary defense against harmful solar radiation, has begun to dwindle, with California-sized cracks opening up randomly. A pole shift, in which such protection falls nearly to zero as the North and South magnetic poles reverse position, may well be under way.” – Lawrence E. Joseph, Apocalypse 2012: An Investigation into Civilization’s End. I’m not an…
Read MoreA giant (size 14 1/2) step for 9/11 truth in Turkey!
It’s been said that when you travel, there’s only one thing you can’t leave behind: yourself. But I’ve been traveling through the world of Islam for almost two decades now, and have surely left quite a bit of my old, kaffir American self behind. Before taking shahada at age 35, I lived a life that was footloose and free, though…
Read MoreMiddle Western extremist terrorist caught in false-flag lies
You can’t make this stuff up! I mean, seriously, I am flabbergasted. More proof that in the age of neoconservatism, satire is superfluous: Carlos F. Lam, false-flag terror fan and shamelessly “flabbergasted” liar As I reported a few days ago, Carlos Lam, a Republican activist and prosecutor from Indiana, resigned last Thursday after revelations that he had emailed Wisconsin Governor…
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