Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Kim Jong-un’s Nuclear Threats By Kevin Barrett, TruthJihad.com When I heard that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un was threatening to nuke Washington, DC, and “engulf the nation’s capital in a sea of flames,” my first thought was: “At last, a politician with a plan that could actually solve our nation’s…
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I LOVE Big Brother – so don’t bother torturing me!
“The concept of the ‘living will’ could also be applied to the issue of torture. Just as you might wake up some day as a human vegetable – who knows, bad things do happen to good people – you might likewise wake up some day strapped to a gurney in a cage in Guantanamo with spark plug wires hooked…
Read MoreIt’s hard to write satire these days
How can you write satire, when “mainstream consensus reality” is already a dark parody of itself? Marx’s remark that history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce, applies in spades to the Project for a New American Century (PNAC). PNAC’s “new Pearl Harbor” on 9/11 was tragic. Today, its “more wars for Israel” cheerleading is farcical. For details, see…
Read MoreConspiracy Theories: A Modest Proposal
by Sass Cuntstein, Information Czar and Cuntstitutional Scholar Extraordinaire In my previous article “Conspiracy Theories: Causes and Cures,” I argued that conspiracy theories – especially the ones that are true – pose a growing threat to Western civilization in general, and to people like me in particular. I pointed out that since 9/11, a veritable tsunami of conspiracy theories has…
Read MoreJust what the world needs – another social network!
Have you heard about the new social network – like Facebook, only with very short messages (for the people with REALLY short attention spans)? It’s called Farter. People send out very brief messages called “farts.” The recipients “sniff” the “farts.” So each message racks up a certain number of “sniffs.” Instead of just “liking” or ignoring a “fart,” the…
Read MoreTargeting journalists: a modest proposal
If you’re a journalist, and you report something Israel doesn’t like – such as the truth – Israel will try to blow you up. (full story and video: http://truthjihad.com/news/?p=195 )
Read MoreWho’s Afraid of Gordon Duff; Bibi angling for fallback career on Broadway
Here are links to my latest two articles. If you like this stuff, please become a member at TruthJihad.com! Gordon Duff flays Bibi “Wile E. Coyote” Netanyahu on Press TV Who’s afraid of Gordon Duff? Who’s afraid of Gordon Duff? Not me. But maybe I should be. Like Otto, Kevin Cline’s G. Gordon Liddy-based character in A Fish Called…
Read More“You and the Horse You Rode in on”
A musical tribute to my favorite “politician,” the late great pie-throwing yippie Ben Masel…and one of my least-favorite politicians, Mitt Romney. watch on youtube
Read MoreTop Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting Netanyahu
“So David, are you ready for the top ten reasons I snubbed Netanyahu?” Obama to Appear at Comedy Show Instead of Meeting Netanyahu: Reports US President Barack Obama will appear on a late night comedy show during a September 18 visit to New York at the same time he could have met Israeli premier, reports say. Reports by Israeli media…
Read MoreExclusive interview! Donald Rumsfeld defends predator drones
I was lucky enough to catch up with Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, at the Edward Teach Memorial Golf Course and Scuba Diving Facility outside of Kingston, Jamaica. Rummy had hit two horrible shots in a row, badly slicing both of his balls, and was in a foul mood. InterviewerHey Rummy, you aim golf balls even worse than predator…
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