Dissociated PressUS President Donald Trump announced plans to have sex with the wives of several key world leaders in hopes of gaining bargaining leverage over those countries and screwing them out of land, resources, and, above all, money.
Trump has been quoted as saying that sex with other men’s wives is “what makes life worth living,” since it gives the adulterer an edge in negotiations. “The art of the deal is to screw people over, and the best way to screw people over is to screw their wives,” Trump explained.
Trump said he intends to annex Canada while sharing a post-coital cigarette with Sophie Trudeau. Unfortunately, he added, Denmark’s president Mette Frederikson is female, so he will have to invade Greenland after screwing her dog, a Norwegian Lundehund named Ingrid.
Trump bragged that he loves Jewesses and looks forward to uncorking Marisel Cohen de Mulino, the wife of Panamanian president José Raúl Mulino, before seizing the Panama Canal. He added that he might even enjoy buggering Netanyahu’s pig-faced wife Sara so he and Jared can grab Gaza turn it into a new Riviera.
“And speaking of the Riviera,” Trump added, “I’m going to steal that too. The only hitch is that Macron’s wife may be a man.”
After a brief pause, the president finished on an optimistic note: “Oh well, there’s only one way to find out.”
However, regarding the genocide(s), the problem is not Trump it’s netanyahu.
For a quick resolution of the conflict and an end to the genocide, there is an obvious thing to do and that could be done by anyone who wants this unacceptable situation to stop: Kill Netanyahu.
Often, only one person is blocking a conflict resolution. In the case of occupied Palestine and Israel, at this time in history, one man is blocking any attempt at solving it, it’s Netanyahu.
All sides would benefit from his death,
Palestinians of course but also Israelis, Americans and other westerners too.
Eliminating a human trash like this would not be a moral issue for 99.99% of the world population.
Israeli political opposition has an interest of getting rid of him, the Shin bet boss he tries to fire as well,
Hamas, Hezbollah and other resistance movements could also do it, what about a Yemeni hypersonic missile that could hit him at home?
Or even a CIA covert operation to get rid of a total liability that has cost the US billions of $ and thousands of lives of US soldiers in the last decades.
Not mentioning all other countries who could benefit from his death, from the UK to South Africa to Muslim countries, the list is almost endless.
The real wonder is why is this son of a bitch still alive?