Dissociated Press — Neil Young, once an avatar of 60s rebellion, is now a slave of big pharma and the kleptocrats who stole $7 trillion with their COVID bioweapon swindle. His “Let’s Roll” call to genocide after the 9/11 false flag was pathetic. So is his campaign to censor Joe Rogan. He’s no longer a “sensitive rebel with a whiny…
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“Freedom From Choice” Movement Demands Mandatory Vaccinations Against Free Will
Dissociated Press The debate over mandatory vaccinations just got even stickier, as a new group is demanding the roll-out of mandatory universal vaccinations against free will. “Obligatory COVID vaccinations may alleviate symptoms, but they don’t address the root cause of the disease,” explained Dr. Dee Turmanist, founder of the Freedom From Freedom Foundation (FFFF). “The real problem isn’t vaccine hesitancy,…
Read More“Don’t Know Much About the Holocaust”
ADL: Sam Cooke Classic Is Anti-Semitic! Dissociated Press The Anti-Defecation League (ADL) has issued a press release slamming Sam Cooke’s classic “Wonderful World” and demanding the song be canceled. According to ADL president Jonathan Greenbutt, the line “don’t know much about history” is unacceptable. “Every American needs to know everything we tell them about the most important thing that ever…
Read MoreWill Vaxx Wars “Go Nuclear” in 2022? (write-up based on this week’s FFWN)
Watch the full uncensored FFWN HERE By Kevin Barrett, Veterans Today Editor The top story of the last week of 2021: Putin and Biden spent almost an hour on the special “save the world from nuclear destruction hotline” doing a remake of President Merkin Muffley’s emergency call to Premier Kissoff in Kubrick’s Dr. Strangelove. Putin’s message: If Biden doesn’t call…
Read MoreBill Gates Apologizes for Smallpox Vial in his Refrigerator
Dissociated Press Emerging disease magnate Bill Gates has issued a heartfelt apology for keeping a vial of smallpox virus in his refrigerator. At a press conference held at the spaceport on the roof of his 300-acre Seattle mansion, Gates explained that he simply likes to collect things, especially rare and dangerous diseases, and that he never intended to uncork the…
Read MoreDear San Francisco: Please pay me not to shoot people. How do I apply?
Dissociated Press Emailed a few minutes ago: Dear San Francisco Human Rights Commission, According to Newsweek magazine, your “new program in San Fransisco (sic) will pay people at high risk of shooting someone not to pull the trigger to help alleviate rising gun violence in the city. The Dream Keeper Fellowship is set to launch in October and pay 10…
Read MoreWoke Resistance to the Taliban Begins Now! Rainbow Flags Sprout Like Poppies in Hindu Kush
By Akhmadijah Masjoud, for the Washington Pooft Dissociated Press In 1998, when I was a 9 year old boy who identified as two girls, my father, the mujuhideen commander Ahmad Shah Masjoud, gathered his gender-confused soldiers in a nightclub of dubious repute in the Pansyjhir Valley of northern Afghanistan. They sat around in dresses and high heels and listened as…
Read MoreZuckerberg: Facebook’s new prayer app will spy on God, steal His data
Dissociated Press Speaking at a press conference near the site of the planned Facebook Temple in Occupied Jerusalem, Facebook Grand Inquisitor Mark Zuckerberg has announced the rollout of a new prayer tool that he hopes will give him exclusive access to God’s private communications: “You’ve got to think big in this business, you’ve got to move fast and break things.…
Read MoreFinal Solution to Israel’s Jewish Problem
https://youtu.be/wLQbuhND0Do Watch the bowdlerized YouTube version of FFWN above, or the full uncensored show HERE By Kevin Barrett, Veterans Today Editor Israel has a problem. A Jewish problem. A very Jewish problem. Israel is having difficulty figuring out who’s Jewish and who isn’t. And that’s a problem. Because it’s important. Those deemed “Jews” get rights, the others get left out.…
Read MoreVax Resisters Need Experimental Capital Punishment Therapy
A Modest Proposal Guest op-ed by Dr. Joe Gubbles, New York Times Vaccine Compliance Messaging Czar Dissociated Press As our obligatory five minutes of hate lingers into five days, five weeks, five months or even five years of hate for the irresponsible nincompoops who refuse experimental gene therapy, we are going to have to stop dangling carrots in front of…
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