They offered me a few shekels so I couldn’t resist. http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/04/02/free-pollard/
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USA seeks to join Russian Federation
A “Putin for President” search gets 115 million results by Kevin Barrett, TruthJihad.com Fed up with their nation’s corrupt, mendacious, ineffectual leadership, a group of Americans is seeking to join the Russian Federation. “We are collecting signatures for a national referendum on whether to remain a failed state – an economic basket case run by criminal oligarchs – or to…
Read MoreTop 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine
“Those Ukraine girls really knock me out” : Four good reasons to intervene Warning: The article below is satirical, flippant, and in questionable taste. If you want a serious “Top Ten” article about the Ukraine, read: Debunked: the State Department’s List of 10 Lies Against Putin OK, now that the obligatory disclaimer is out of the way… Top 10 reasons…
Read MoreLatest Snowden leak: Obama’s UNEDITED remarks to Netanyahu!
Note: Edward Snowden, using KGB supercomputers, has managed to hack in to the White House. On Wednesday Snowden leaked to VT a marked-up copy of President Obama’s remarks before Monday’s meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. It is believed that the original text was written by Obama himself, who is known to loathe Netanyahu, after which it was edited by…
Read MoreThe humiliation! I didn’t make “top 10 anti-semites” list
Dear David Hornik, I am writing to protest my exclusion from your Top Ten Anti-Semites list… Full article: http://truthjihad.com/news/?p=896
Read MoreAardvarks make atrocious pets
“Are you talking about ME?” When it’s time to shop for a pet, don’t just open the Pet Yellow Pages and start with the “A’s.” If you do, you may find yourself saddled with an aardvark. Read the full story: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/12/16/aardvarks/comment-page-1/#comment-517378
Read MoreObama surrenders to Bibi & Bachmann, will bomb Iran
President Obama has announced that due to the interminable whining, nagging, and complaining from Israeli PM Netanyahu and US Congress clown Michele Bachmann, he has decided to go ahead and bomb Iran with them – despite the P5+1 nuclear agreement. Read the full article: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/11/29/bomb-arak/
Read MoreTwo new Syria pieces go viral!
We have one week to stop this madness. My latest Press TV piece features a “headline from hell” – I wish it were satire from The Onion! Obama postpones World War III till next week Also check out the new interview: Israel main beneficiary of US attack on Syria
Read MorePsychology professor demonstrates: “Conspiracy theorists” OK; government dupes clueless, humorless
Coast to Coast Radio just canceled its plans to broadcast a show tonight on my widely-read Press TV article on research suggesting that “conspiracy theorists” are saner than government dupes. They replaced it with “whales and dolphins in captivity.” Full story: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/07/27/c2c-conspiracy/
Read MoreHezbollah gets “terrorist” label for fighting al-Qaeda
Will al-Qaida leader Ayman al-Zawahiri be America’s next Homeland Security chief? “Kerry argued that Hezbollah is indeed a terrorist organization because it ‘has deepened its support’ for Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. What Kerry didn’t say is that Assad is fighting an insurgency led by al-Qaeda. “Translation: John Kerry supports al-Qaeda. He even says that anyone who opposes al-Qaeda is a…
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