Dissociated Press At a White House press conference today, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that the United States is amassing a huge “zombie army of the living dead” to march on Tehran. Hegseth explained that only 18 service members have been rendered completely dead by the hundreds of Iranian missiles that have decimated dozens of US bases, troop concentrations…
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Zombie morons swarm internet, erupt into real world
An army of zombie morons that has been slowly gathering strength on the internet is about to erupt into the real world and wreak havoc, according to national security sources. One anonymous Department of Homeland official claims that the situation is even worse than that: “According to unconfirmed reports, throngs of zombie morons may have already broken through thousands if…
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