Dissociated Press At a White House press conference today, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that the United States is amassing a huge “zombie army of the living dead” to march on Tehran. Hegseth explained that only 18 service members have been rendered completely dead by the hundreds of Iranian missiles that have decimated dozens of US bases, troop concentrations…
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Pete Hegseth Declares Victory
“Strait is open, Shah’s in charge, Iranians disarmed, oil cheap, I’m a genius” Dissociated Press
Read MoreHegseth Assembles US Generals, Admirals to Be Raptured Next Tuesday
The Pentagon has been drafting new regulations clarifying whether officers who fail the Army Physical Fitness Test are still eligible for rapture.
Read MoreDrunken Psycho Hegseth Threatens Panama! (Kevin Barrett on Press TV)
Rumble link Bitchute link Belligerent low-IQ drunk Pete Hegseth visited Panama and vomited up putrid seco and deranged threats about the nonexistent Chinese military menace a.k.a. the Yellow Peril. Kevin Barrett breaks it down on international TV. More: http://kevinbarrett.substack.com
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