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In Which We Blaspheme Against the Sacred Vax, the Holy WHO, and the Infallible Dr. Fauci

June 21, 2021 Kevin Barrett

https://youtu.be/51MCFpXAFS4 Above is the YouTube-safe, VT-safe False Flag Weekly News. Watch the full uncensored “blasphemous” version, complete with links to the stories, HERE. By Kevin Barrett, Veterans Today Editor Presbyterian minister John Shuck and I committed blasphemy in our introduction to this week’s False Flag Weekly News. If we had merely cursed God and His Prophets, spewed four-letter epithets for…

Prince Philip gets his wish, reincarnates as deadly virus

April 12, 2021April 12, 2021 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press The British Royal Family disclosed this morning that the late Prince Philip, who passed away last Friday, has already achieved his fondest wish and succeeded in reincarnating as a deadly virus. A statement from Buckingham Palace, issued shortly before noon, said: “It is with great pride and appreciation that Her Majesty the Queen announces the reincarnation of her…

Krispy Kreme Now Offering 10 FREE DONUTS PER DAY to Anyone Vaccinated for COVID

March 26, 2021March 26, 2021 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press Thanks to a 10 billion dollar grant from the Bill and Melinda Gates Depopulation Fund, Krispy Kreme Donuts is upping the ante and raising its vaccination bribe for people who show their vaccination card. Instead of just one donut per day, Krispy Kreme will now feed you ten donuts per day for the rest of 2021 if you…

Football Is Anti-Semitic. Here’s How to Fix It.

March 25, 2021March 25, 2021 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press Guest op-ed by Jonathan Greenbutt, Anti-Defecation League Anti-Semitism in sports is totally out of control. First, NBA power forward Leonard Myers unknowingly used an obsolete slur while playing a video game. Then the Duxbury Durchgangslagers, a Massachussetts high school football team, got caught calling Nazi plays. Fortunately the coach was fired. He’ll never work in this town again. Nor…

NBA Player Will Clean Toilets for 5 Years to Atone for Shouting Anti-Irish Slur

March 22, 2021March 22, 2021 Kevin Barrett

Which Proves There Is No Such Thing as “Irish Power” Dissociated Press Leonard Meyers, 29-year-old power forward for the Alaska Cool, has been traded to Siberia, where he will clean toilets for a new Russian NBA franchise for five years to atone for shouting an anti-Irish slur while playing a video game. Myers found himself embroiled in controversy earlier this…

Five Who Used Marijuana in Past Exit White House — The Rest Will Keep Using in Present and Future

March 21, 2021March 21, 2021 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press Five White House advisors who used marijuana in the past, but have given it up in the present and vowed not to partake in the future, have been ignominiously booted from the Biden Administration. Press Secretary Jen Psaki explained: “The President (cough, cough) wants only fully-qualified stoners—people who are truly high on America, and who are smoking weed…

Grandfather arrested, grandchildren expelled for “possession and use of Dr. Seuss”

March 5, 2021March 5, 2021 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press A Florida man is in prison, and his grandchildren have been expelled from school, in the wake of the FBI’s first major crackdown on illicit Dr. Seuss books. Benjamin B. Bicklebaum, 73, of Tarpon Springs, Florida was arrested last night after a SWAT team raid uncovered what authorities called “an extremely disturbing collection of extremist literature.” Bicklebaum, who…

Fauci says pandemic won’t end till 110% of the population is vaccinated

March 2, 2021March 2, 2021 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press In a stern warning to the American public, COVID czar Anthony Fauci said this morning that masking, social distancing, small business shutdowns, job losses, media fearmongering, oligarch profiteering, Orwellian censorship and surveillance, and his own fifteen minutes of fame will continue forever, because the crisis will not end until at least 110% of the population is vaccinated. “Think…

Kushner Nominated for Peace Prize—Nobel’s Corpse Detonates Posthumous Suicide Bomb

February 1, 2021 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press Residents of Norra Begravningsplatsen, Solna, Sweden were awakened this morning to a tremendous explosion. Many assumed there had been an accident with a gas main, while others feared a terrorist attack. The latter group’s apprehensions proved well-founded. The explosion, which destroyed much of the Norra Begravningsplatsen cemetery, turned out to be the world’s first posthumous suicide bombing: Alfred Nobel’s corpse…

Iran’s Supreme Leader Wishes Trump a Happy and Carefree Retirement

January 24, 2021January 24, 2021 Kevin Barrett

By Kevin Barrett, Veterans Today Editor As philosophy professor Sterling Harwood and I agreed during the final minutes of FFWN (watch the video and check out story links HERE) it is truly heartwarming to see the way Iran’s Supreme Leader, Imam Ali Khamenei, has fondly wished Trump a happy and carefree retirement. The Iranian rahbar tweeted an image of an…

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