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Iranian Psychiatrists Announce Progress Curing Trump’s Psychotic Delusions

June 18, 2026 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press Following news that Iran’s government convened their top psychologists and psychiatrists to treat US president Donald Trump, the Tehran-based psychiatric team announced that Trump is “making excellent progress” and appears to be relinquishing key delusions and regaining rudimentary reality-testing. According to the Tehran-based mental health team, Trump’s recent statements indicating a remission of psychosis include: *It’s perfectly fine…

Trump to Declare Victory, Hope Iranians Die Laughing

April 30, 2026April 30, 2026 Kevin Barrett

“A whole civilization will die laughing tonight!”

FBI Investigating Tucker Carlson for Suspected Disloyalty to Israel

March 29, 2026March 30, 2026 Kevin Barrett

Israeli agent Laura Loomer, who has never been suspected of dual loyalties, says she is the one who turned Carlson in as an American agent.

World Ending Because Trump Smuggled Red Button Into Psych Ward -Report

March 28, 2026March 28, 2026 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press Informed sources report that the world will be ending in a few minutes for reasons that few would have dreamed possible. Earlier today, former US President Donald J. Trump was divested of his office after Vice President J.D. Vance and a majority of Trump’s cabinet declared in writing to Congress that Trump is a narcissist lunatic suffering from…

Pete Hegseth Declares Victory

March 18, 2026 Kevin Barrett

“Strait is open, Shah’s in charge, Iranians disarmed, oil cheap, I’m a genius” Dissociated Press

Trump Wants Epstein to Pick Iran’s New Supreme Leader

March 8, 2026 Kevin Barrett

“If Iran picks a leader who has never raped 13-year-olds in front of Mossad spy cameras, Bibi will force the US back into war in a few years,” Trump explained.

Trump: “I Need Greenland! I Absolutely HAVE to Have It!”

December 23, 2025 Kevin Barrett

“Give me Greenland so I can rub my pudgy little fingers all over her steamy, tropical little tundra mounds!”

Piers Morgan vs. Nick Fuentes Dust-Up: Succinctness Serum Brings Out the Gist

December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Kevin Barrett

We watch TV so you don’t have to.

Trump Declares War on Drugs

December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press After pardoning the world’s biggest drug trafficker Juan Orlando Hernandez, President Donald Trump celebrated yesterday by joining Hernandez aboard an Air Force One jet filled with cocaine, heroin, LSD, amphetamines, barbiturates, fentanyl, ecstasy, ketamine supplied by Elon, a thousand cases of Diet Coke, and a half-ton of bufotenine-laden cane toads. The two dopeheads ingested copious quanties of mind-altering…

Bin Salman Carves Trump’s Thanksgiving Turkey with Chainsaw

November 19, 2025November 19, 2025 Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press US President Donald Trump has raised eyebrows by accepting Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman’s invitation to Thanksgiving dinner at the Saudi Embassy in Washington, DC. Trump approvingly noted that the 200-pound genetically modified turkey was “yuuuuge,” necessitating the use of a chainsaw rather than a standard carving knife. As the Saudi leader revved up his chainsaw and…

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